What about the winning?

😅They meant to do this, promise!

Apparently we’re not touting the Trump administration’s war wins enough.

Like that time they helped kill Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (who was replaced with his younger and now more vengeful extremist son). Or when they defeated Iran’s military (that is still sending drones to attack our wealthy Gulf allies).

And let’s not forget our superior AI-enhanced targeting systems!

It’s all going according to plan, they say, it’s just “fake news” that the U.S.A. is not victorious.

The Trump administration really doesn’t want us to mention that oil tankers are being attacked in the Strait of Hormuz and the price of oil is nearly $110 a barrel.

Meanwhile, United States Secretary of Defense “Whiskey Pete” Hegseth issued a fatwa against press photographers who do not capture him in flattering poses (Yes, he has time for that.) and FCC Chair Brendan Carr threatened to revoke broadcast licenses over unfavorable reporting on the Iran war.

Apparently if the war is not a cakewalk, you can always attack the media. (Again.)

I’m curious how long it will be before Trump, Hegseth and crew transition from blaming the media for not reporting good things to blaming the media for the war’s bad things.

At some point, Trump will probably just cut his losses and declare the biggest victory in the history of history.

Either that, or he’ll drop a nuke.

Making predictions about what Trump will do next is like trying to predict what part of the wall a monkey will throw its poop.

(Apologies to monkeys everywhere for that analogy.)

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-Mark