Pete’s Prescription for War
☠️ High-T Hegseth blows up the Middle East & beyond… 🇺🇸
It shouldn’t be any surprise that the U.S. war with Iran has continued to spiral into a wider war. After all, what did we expect from a bunch of extremist zealots who are into a dominant hyper-male culture?
A bunch of hyped up weightlifting dudes got together with various incel bros and are under the sway of rich corporate fraudsters.
Something tells me the Iranian extremist zealots aren’t popping male enhancement products and ‘roids like our extremist zealots, but you never know.
Reality is all just so obvious these days. Of course a guy who likely scarfs testosterone, protein powder and rhino horn also likes to blow up little boats with fishermen, start wars and bomb schools — all while he shouts “warrior ethos” from the rooftops while wearing American flag products.
Along the way, Whiskey Pete is closing down any windows into the Department of War Awesomeness he can. An already weakened press is getting shut out of the Pentagon’s press office, which has been declared a classified space.
Meanwhile, Hegseth is overseeing efforts to hide U.S. casualties in Trump’s war of choice in Iran and elsewhere.
It’s almost as if a guy with a drinking problem, white nationalist tattoos and a history of sexual assault should not be in charge of the world’s most powerful killing machine.
Things don’t look good, folks.
My only consolation is that at least I can make male enhancement jokes about Pete Hegseth as we look forward to the day he is on trial for war crimes.



Wow. It's a WINNER.
What's next, Mark? Estrogen in the warheads to totally emasculate the enemy?