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A friend forwarded this to me, and I wondered why you left out all the turkeys Trump pardoned, after they were convicted for helping him try to overthrow the government?

Diid you know Benjamin Franklin wanted to make the wild turkey America’s national bird, but he got overruled in favor of the bald eagle, which competes with buzzards for road kill, as well as killing to eat?

Did you ever hear the joke about the fellow who went off to his state ag school, and when he came home for Thanksgiving and took his childhood sweetheart out, who was a year behind him and still in high school? After dinner at a local drive in, he drove them to a wooded area where they had done plenty of hanky panky, but she would not comply this time around, and he kept trying, and she kept resisting, and finally he asked what was going on?, and she said, he knew what was going on, and he said he had no clue what was going on, and she said yes he did, because he went off to the ag school, and he said what’s that go tot do with anything", and she said, you know, and he said he didn’t know, and if she didn’t tell him, he was going to leave her out their in the woods and she could walk him, and she said, “Boys that go to that school screw goats, cows, horses, sheep, pigs and turkeys," and he said, “Turkeys?"

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